February 20, 2017February 21, 2017 thirstythespian

The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”

August 7, 2016August 7, 2016 thirstythespian

Self-proclaimed method actor livid that critics won’t acknowledge his effort

May 29, 2016May 29, 2016 thirstythespian

Steven Spielberg admits “Mr. Bimbo,” the man who lives in his finger, lead him to success

May 20, 2016May 20, 2016 thirstythespian

Suicidal Florida man lies on tracks awaiting slow-moving Disney train, gets bored, changes mind

May 17, 2016May 17, 2016 thirstythespian

Alejandro González Iñárritu, Leonardo DiCaprio discuss possibility of Hershey deal: Chocolate with bits of real raw bison

May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 thirstythespian

Trump watches X-Files, claims: “I will build a wall around Earth”

May 4, 2016 thirstythespian

Adam Sandler: “Career a practical joke.” No one believes him

May 3, 2016May 3, 2016 thirstythespian

College graduates mugged, beaten, left for dead in Harry Potter-Themed Knockturn Alley of Walt Disney Wizarding World park

April 30, 2016April 30, 2016 thirstythespian

Breaking News: Insane man known only as Crazy Dave cites James Franco as his teacher in escaping ideology

April 28, 2016April 28, 2016 thirstythespian

George Clooney announces departure from Clinton biopic for “ideal role” as Uncle Ben