Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Axl Rose fired from job as guide for Magic Kingdom’s Jungle Cruise Tours after sexually harassing, frightening passengers
Employer review site Glassdoor launches spin-off brand for exotic dancers, escorts
Welcoming party host Axl Rose tells game night guests, “We’ve got fun and games!”
Motorcyclist excommunicated from Hells Angels for gleefully waving at cagers, scooters
Rolling Stone: “This song’s about a fart!”
AI Robotics Startup “RobotReplace” to unveil robots that twiddle thumbs, commit hate crimes, and more
Area recruiter convinced 5,000 men at different companies in unrelated roles must be same John Smith
Melodic metalcore band leader of The Ghost Inside abruptly disbands group to start toaster business
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