Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Phew! Close Call: Local man not zombie, just cannibal
Peter Farrelly Alleges Directing Oscar Snub the Result of “Penis Envy”
Report: Hogs wild as rowdy bikers cause trouble among Grand Canyon Donkey Caravan
Highlight of local man’s week hot plate of cheese
Besides a few hurdles, visiting motorcyclist loving city’s new bike lane, plowing through commute
After epic bender and unprecedented slumber, comatose man wakes up to cats eating him
Read the Lyrics to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” Re-Transposed by Dave Jonze, as They Were Intended to Be Written
Best restaurants/places to consume ideology: Macomb, IL
