Category: Literature
Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”
The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel
Local insane man uses Facebook marketplace feature to sell “Escaping Ideology Lessons,” attracts unexpected celebrity student
The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”
Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture
Literary agent drops wannabe beatnik writer when “writing process” becomes inefficient
Liberal arts graduate quickly files bankruptcy after bookstore spending spree
PhD candidate leaves dissertation defense with black eye, bruises
