April 14, 2023 thirstythespian Axl Rose fired from job as guide for Magic Kingdom’s Jungle Cruise Tours after sexually harassing, frightening passengers
August 17, 2022August 17, 2022 thirstythespian Outlaw motorcycle club walks back “nomad” charter policy, leading to intense standoff, fire fight
August 17, 2022August 17, 2022 thirstythespian Wielding katana, Donald Trump feeds himself to whale, attempting to evade prosecution (Developing Story)
December 15, 2020December 15, 2020 thirstythespian Universal announces Fast & Furious Rom-Com Spinoff: The Flaccid & The Furious
December 9, 2020December 9, 2020 thirstythespian Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”
April 1, 2018April 1, 2018 thirstythespian The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel
August 5, 2017August 5, 2017 thirstythespian Local insane man uses Facebook marketplace feature to sell “Escaping Ideology Lessons,” attracts unexpected celebrity student
February 20, 2017February 21, 2017 thirstythespian The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”
October 13, 2016October 13, 2016 thirstythespian Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture
June 23, 2016 thirstythespian Literary agent drops wannabe beatnik writer when “writing process” becomes inefficient