Category: Literature
Wielding katana, Donald Trump feeds himself to whale, attempting to evade prosecution (Developing Story)
Universal announces Fast & Furious Rom-Com Spinoff: The Flaccid & The Furious
Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”
The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel
Local insane man uses Facebook marketplace feature to sell “Escaping Ideology Lessons,” attracts unexpected celebrity student
The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”
Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture
Literary agent drops wannabe beatnik writer when “writing process” becomes inefficient
The Thirsty Thespian 