“Karate Master” punches through plywood board, gets wicked splinter
Visionworks competitor causing customer trauma
The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel
LEAKED Leonardo DiCaprio Sex Tape Already Developing Oscar Buzz
Local binge drinker angry that friend’s voicemail box is full, unable to leave obnoxious drunk dial
Small company’s Linkedin recommendation exercise boosting employee morale but lowering productivity due to tears shed
Franco on Sexual Misconduct Allegations: “I did not hump her!”
The Thirsty Thespian Editor Awarded Trump’s ‘Terrific News’ Honor, “America’s greatest, realest, most good news writer”
