Area scrawny man delusional about sculpted physique
Practical Tips for Academics on the Job Market (Successful Example Interview Transcript Included)
How to politely decline a handshake
Bernie Sanders to finance expensive proposals with proceeds from “chicken business”
Disney in talks to acquire porn site to host “Palpatine Rises” sex series prequel to “Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skywalker”
Local man who’s feeling cute but single planning to watch hardcore porn, violently masturbate on Valentine’s Day
Local man who is self-employed tells boss to “blow it out your ass!”
Local exec with new voluminous office eager to fart freely
