Outlaw motorcycle club walks back “nomad” charter policy, leading to intense standoff, fire fight
Wielding katana, Donald Trump feeds himself to whale, attempting to evade prosecution (Developing Story)
After leaving Twitter, Jack Dorsey looking forward to finally going on tour with his neglected rock band Baroness
Locals chime in about “dumbass” living in van
John Mayer releases first single, “Wild Poo,” off his album Slob Rock
Marvel Studios announces spinoff franchise, the ‘Itsy-Bitsy Spider-Man,” taps Danny DeVito to portray shorter statured “Donald” Parker
Area salesperson carries out 1-way, increasingly desperate conversation with prospect
In effort to prove psychological fortitude, Elliot Stabler legally changes surname to “Stablest”
The Thirsty Thespian 