Battered Trump statue reportedly replaced with wax figure of insane Macomb, IL area man
Apple finally solves iOS battery issues with new innovative product
Universal announces Fast & Furious Rom-Com Spinoff: The Flaccid & The Furious
Still convinced he won the election, Donald Trump unrolls comprehensive agenda for 2nd term: “I’m going to make sweet love to this big beautiful flag!”
Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”
Trump Campaign sues for “meaningful access” to Democratic voters
Local gunslinger’s COVID-19 protective face mask just bandana
Nation’s cats unhappy with COVID-19 work-from-home state
