March 23, 2016March 24, 2016thirstythespian Tom Hooper announces next project: “Winston Churchill in Drag” starring Danny DeVito
March 7, 2016March 24, 2016thirstythespian A flaccid David Duchovny drops out of X-Files: “It doesn’t turn me on anymore”
March 2, 2016March 24, 2016thirstythespian Meryl Streep projected to earn 20th Oscar nom. for walking past Walmart one time
February 28, 2016March 24, 2016thirstythespian Ku Klux Klan member sends his Oscar picks to The Washington Times
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