Category: Film
George Clooney announces departure from Clinton biopic for “ideal role” as Uncle Ben
Adam Sandler cast in new “high art,” nonsensical Paul Thomas Anderson film in hopes of saving actor’s career
Lenny Abrahamson announces next film: “Room 2: The Rise of Denny”
Terrence Malick finally sees Wiseau’s The Room, calls it a “Masterpiece”
Enthusiastic fan mistakes wild man for Leonardo DiCaprio. Is mauled.
Alejandro González Iñárritu’s new film, The Invisible Man, “too experimental.” Fans and Hollywood outraged by lack of cast.
“To Catch a Predator” Chris Hansen unwittingly hired to direct Ted Cruz campaign video
A singed, eyebrowless Jon Hamm banished from Hollywood by angry mob. Declared “monster!”
The Thirsty Thespian 