
Category: Music


After leaving Twitter, Jack Dorsey looking forward to finally going on tour with his neglected rock band Baroness

John Mayer releases first single, “Wild Poo,” off his album Slob Rock

Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”

Area scrawny man delusional about sculpted physique

Read the Lyrics to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” Re-Transposed by Dave Jonze, as They Were Intended to Be Written

The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel

Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work

Local drummer defends choice in mini-van
