
Category: Music


Area scrawny man delusional about sculpted physique

Read the Lyrics to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” Re-Transposed by Dave Jonze, as They Were Intended to Be Written

The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel

Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work

Local drummer defends choice in mini-van

The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”

Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture

Former high school classmates carefully planning “reunion tour” of garage band nobody cares about
