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December 9, 2020December 9, 2020thirstythespian

Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”

March 7, 2020March 7, 2020thirstythespian

Area scrawny man delusional about sculpted physique

October 11, 2018October 11, 2018thirstythespian

Read the Lyrics to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” Re-Transposed by Dave Jonze, as They Were Intended to Be Written

April 1, 2018April 1, 2018thirstythespian

The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel

December 2, 2017December 2, 2017thirstythespian

Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work

February 25, 2017February 25, 2017thirstythespian

Local drummer defends choice in mini-van

February 20, 2017February 21, 2017thirstythespian

The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”

October 13, 2016October 13, 2016thirstythespian

Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture

July 23, 2016July 23, 2016thirstythespian

Former high school classmates carefully planning “reunion tour” of garage band nobody cares about

June 5, 2016June 5, 2016thirstythespian

Area musician still tuning guitar 20 minutes later

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