Category: Music
Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”
Area scrawny man delusional about sculpted physique
Read the Lyrics to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” Re-Transposed by Dave Jonze, as They Were Intended to Be Written
The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel
Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work
Local drummer defends choice in mini-van
The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”
Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture
The Thirsty Thespian 