The Thirsty Thespian

November 6, 2020November 6, 2020 thirstythespian

Trump Campaign sues for “meaningful access” to Democratic voters

May 6, 2020 thirstythespian

Local gunslinger’s COVID-19 protective face mask just bandana

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020 thirstythespian

Nation’s cats unhappy with COVID-19 work-from-home state

March 7, 2020 thirstythespian

Area scrawny man delusional about sculpted physique

March 7, 2020 thirstythespian

Practical Tips for Academics on the Job Market (Successful Example Interview Transcript Included)

March 7, 2020March 7, 2020 thirstythespian

How to politely decline a handshake

February 25, 2020February 25, 2020 thirstythespian

Bernie Sanders to finance expensive proposals with proceeds from “chicken business”

February 14, 2020 thirstythespian

Disney in talks to acquire porn site to host “Palpatine Rises” sex series prequel to “Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skywalker”

February 14, 2020 thirstythespian

Local man who’s feeling cute but single planning to watch hardcore porn, violently masturbate on Valentine’s Day

January 7, 2020January 9, 2020 thirstythespian

Local man who is self-employed tells boss to “blow it out your ass!”