The Thirsty Thespian

September 3, 2016September 3, 2016 thirstythespian

“Suspicious, wandering” area man detained by mall security after reportedly misplacing his vehicle

August 20, 2016August 20, 2016 thirstythespian

Widow sent red light camera ticket promptly after husband’s passing in brake failure tragedy, city demanding payment

August 7, 2016August 7, 2016 thirstythespian

Self-proclaimed method actor livid that critics won’t acknowledge his effort

August 4, 2016 thirstythespian

Employee feels naked, distraught without comfort of identity-defining wristband

July 28, 2016 thirstythespian

Local man accused of animal cruelty in latest Pokémon Go-related incident.

July 23, 2016 thirstythespian

Former high school classmates carefully planning “reunion tour” of garage band nobody cares about

July 9, 2016 thirstythespian

Old superficial but cheap woman gets bargain Botox. Dies hideous

July 2, 2016July 2, 2016 thirstythespian

Stubborn motorists involved in head-on collision at quaint one-lane covered bridge

June 30, 2016June 30, 2016 thirstythespian

Old friend must take local man to “epic taco joint not too many people know about” while he’s in town

June 23, 2016 thirstythespian

Literary agent drops wannabe beatnik writer when “writing process” becomes inefficient