Category: Local
Area man mocked by waiting staff, fellow customers, passers-by for dining in restaurant alone
Some fucking asshole in traffic has brights on
Local eavesdropper doesn’t get whole story, inadvertently “jumps gun”
Overzealous security guard tackles coworker with transformative haircut, is fired
Eulogizer mocks deceased brother for “blatant negligence” to audience’s shock, hesitent agreement
“Suspicious, wandering” area man detained by mall security after reportedly misplacing his vehicle
Widow sent red light camera ticket promptly after husband’s passing in brake failure tragedy, city demanding payment
Employee feels naked, distraught without comfort of identity-defining wristband
