Category: Local
Man “fudging the truth” on first date can’t seem to figure out the right things to lie about
Man stopped by “literally every goddamn fucking stoplight” of evening commute becoming suddenly hyper-aware, critical of life decisions
Son of local man who battered fellow voter insists father’s “heart is in the right place”
Local Man, Donald J., invents new handy appliance: ISIS VAC
Father more pleased with how good his tie job is than how son looks
Area man mocked by waiting staff, fellow customers, passers-by for dining in restaurant alone
Some fucking asshole in traffic has brights on
Local eavesdropper doesn’t get whole story, inadvertently “jumps gun”
