Category: Local
After hours of deliberation, restaurant patron settles on “the usual”
Local insane man uses Facebook marketplace feature to sell “Escaping Ideology Lessons,” attracts unexpected celebrity student
Impatient man traumatizes student driver as target of road rage
The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”
Local clubbin’ man can’t stop pumping fist
Man “fudging the truth” on first date can’t seem to figure out the right things to lie about
Man stopped by “literally every goddamn fucking stoplight” of evening commute becoming suddenly hyper-aware, critical of life decisions
Son of local man who battered fellow voter insists father’s “heart is in the right place”
