Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Local man who’s feeling cute but single planning to watch hardcore porn, violently masturbate on Valentine’s Day
Local man who is self-employed tells boss to “blow it out your ass!”
Local exec with new voluminous office eager to fart freely
Joker: A Matthew Silver Story
Autocorrect Fail: Local Italian chef clearly out of his element at interview for Linguistics job
Phew! Close Call: Local man not zombie, just cannibal
Peter Farrelly Alleges Directing Oscar Snub the Result of “Penis Envy”
Report: Hogs wild as rowdy bikers cause trouble among Grand Canyon Donkey Caravan
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