Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
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Father more pleased with how good his tie job is than how son looks
Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture
Area man mocked by waiting staff, fellow customers, passers-by for dining in restaurant alone
Some fucking asshole in traffic has brights on
Local eavesdropper doesn’t get whole story, inadvertently “jumps gun”
5 Ways to Guarantee Your Interviewer Won’t Forget You
Overzealous security guard tackles coworker with transformative haircut, is fired
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