Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Saganaki trend at area diner object of waitress’s contempt
Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work
Tommy Wiseau Dissatisfied with Franco’s “Disaster Artist,” to Remake The Room with Controversial Director
Disgruntled local former Wendy’s employee denies employment termination, claims quit over divisive company policies, restaurant “selling deep fried notions!”
Newly hired corporate officer doesn’t know where to fart in hip open office
Excitable but out-of-shape runner burns all energy on the way to running partner’s house
After hours of deliberation, restaurant patron settles on “the usual”
Local insane man uses Facebook marketplace feature to sell “Escaping Ideology Lessons,” attracts unexpected celebrity student
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