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Nation’s cats unhappy with COVID-19 work-from-home state

March 7, 2020 thirstythespian

Area scrawny man delusional about sculpted physique

March 7, 2020 thirstythespian

Practical Tips for Academics on the Job Market (Successful Example Interview Transcript Included)

March 7, 2020March 7, 2020 thirstythespian

How to politely decline a handshake

February 25, 2020February 25, 2020 thirstythespian

Bernie Sanders to finance expensive proposals with proceeds from “chicken business”

February 14, 2020 thirstythespian

Local man who’s feeling cute but single planning to watch hardcore porn, violently masturbate on Valentine’s Day

January 7, 2020January 9, 2020 thirstythespian

Local man who is self-employed tells boss to “blow it out your ass!”

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 thirstythespian

Local exec with new voluminous office eager to fart freely

March 14, 2019March 14, 2019 thirstythespian

Autocorrect Fail: Local Italian chef clearly out of his element at interview for Linguistics job

February 22, 2019 thirstythespian

Phew! Close Call: Local man not zombie, just cannibal