The Thirsty Thespian

December 15, 2020December 15, 2020 thirstythespian

Universal announces Fast & Furious Rom-Com Spinoff: The Flaccid & The Furious

December 9, 2020December 9, 2020 thirstythespian

Still convinced he won the election, Donald Trump unrolls comprehensive agenda for 2nd term: “I’m going to make sweet love to this big beautiful flag!”

December 9, 2020December 9, 2020 thirstythespian

Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”

November 6, 2020November 6, 2020 thirstythespian

Trump Campaign sues for “meaningful access” to Democratic voters

May 6, 2020 thirstythespian

Local gunslinger’s COVID-19 protective face mask just bandana

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020 thirstythespian

Nation’s cats unhappy with COVID-19 work-from-home state

March 7, 2020 thirstythespian

Area scrawny man delusional about sculpted physique

March 7, 2020 thirstythespian

Practical Tips for Academics on the Job Market (Successful Example Interview Transcript Included)

March 7, 2020March 7, 2020 thirstythespian

How to politely decline a handshake

February 25, 2020February 25, 2020 thirstythespian

Bernie Sanders to finance expensive proposals with proceeds from “chicken business”