The Thirsty Thespian

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: Jane Marigolis Living in NYC, Reportedly Faked OD to Avoid Awkward Breakup with Jesse Pinkman

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: Gale Boetticher Reportedly Still Corpse After All These Years

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: M. Night Shyamalan to Make New Biopic “Unbreakable: 20 Years Later” Starring Hank Schrader

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: Kleptomaniac Marie Schrader Doing Time at New Mexico Corrections

March 29, 2021March 29, 2021 thirstythespian

Local Subaru Owner Arrested for Unlocking Car with Key

March 23, 2021March 23, 2021 thirstythespian

Battered Trump statue reportedly replaced with wax figure of insane Macomb, IL area man

January 14, 2021January 14, 2021 thirstythespian

Apple finally solves iOS battery issues with new innovative product

December 15, 2020December 15, 2020 thirstythespian

Universal announces Fast & Furious Rom-Com Spinoff: The Flaccid & The Furious

December 9, 2020December 9, 2020 thirstythespian

Still convinced he won the election, Donald Trump unrolls comprehensive agenda for 2nd term: “I’m going to make sweet love to this big beautiful flag!”

December 9, 2020December 9, 2020 thirstythespian

Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”