The Thirsty Thespian

August 17, 2022August 17, 2022 thirstythespian

Wielding katana, Donald Trump feeds himself to whale, attempting to evade prosecution (Developing Story)

August 11, 2022August 17, 2022 thirstythespian

After leaving Twitter, Jack Dorsey looking forward to finally going on tour with his neglected rock band Baroness

April 7, 2022 thirstythespian

Locals chime in about “dumbass” living in van

October 15, 2021 thirstythespian

John Mayer releases first single, “Wild Poo,” off his album Slob Rock

September 15, 2021September 15, 2021 thirstythespian

Marvel Studios announces spinoff franchise, the ‘Itsy-Bitsy Spider-Man,” taps Danny DeVito to portray shorter statured “Donald” Parker

August 17, 2021 thirstythespian

Area salesperson carries out 1-way, increasingly desperate conversation with prospect

July 30, 2021 thirstythespian

In effort to prove psychological fortitude, Elliot Stabler legally changes surname to “Stablest”

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

Where Are They Now? Breaking Bad Characters Alive and Well After All These Years

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: Saul Goodman Still Jimmy McGill After All These Years

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: Gustavo Fring Going into Chicken Business with Bob Dylan, Bernie Sanders, Walter White