


Apple finally solves iOS battery issues with new innovative product

Universal announces Fast & Furious Rom-Com Spinoff: The Flaccid & The Furious

Still convinced he won the election, Donald Trump unrolls comprehensive agenda for 2nd term: “I’m going to make sweet love to this big beautiful flag!”

Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”

Trump Campaign sues for “meaningful access” to Democratic voters

Local gunslinger’s COVID-19 protective face mask just bandana

Nation’s cats unhappy with COVID-19 work-from-home state

Area scrawny man delusional about sculpted physique
