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Suzuki reveals legendary maxi scooter actually marketed in US to burger-loving Americans

“Karate Master” punches through plywood board, gets wicked splinter

Visionworks competitor causing customer trauma

The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel

LEAKED Leonardo DiCaprio Sex Tape Already Developing Oscar Buzz

Local binge drinker angry that friend’s voicemail box is full, unable to leave obnoxious drunk dial

Small company’s Linkedin recommendation exercise boosting employee morale but lowering productivity due to tears shed
