The Thirsty Thespian

February 28, 2026 thirstythespian

Mike White in talks with “Skyrizi Tambourine Guy” for Origin Story in Next Season of White Lotus

February 25, 2025February 26, 2025 thirstythespian

Today’s News: Cook Now “Apple,” Musk Unwittingly Slaughters Crowd, Voters Incensed 

February 23, 2025 thirstythespian

Meryl Streep Wins Prestigious Award for Clogging Toilet at Airport Hilton  

February 22, 2025 thirstythespian

Emboldened by Trump, Kash Patel Weaponizes FBI to “Look Into This” Streetlight Manifesto

February 22, 2025 thirstythespian

Reinforcing Sweeping DEI Cuts, Trump Bans Female Gender, Non-White Races

February 20, 2025February 20, 2025 thirstythespian

J.D. Vance caught passionately “gaming” in White House Rec Room: “It’s my SexBox!”

February 19, 2025 thirstythespian

Exclusive Report: KFC is “Getting Out of the Chicken Business!”

February 14, 2025 thirstythespian

New USA Network Procedural in Popular Franchise Depicts Flatulent Lawyers

February 14, 2025 thirstythespian

Area Diner Not Zoned for Saganaki Goes Up in Flames

February 14, 2025 thirstythespian

Meta rebrands to “AI”