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Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work
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Disgruntled local former Wendy’s employee denies employment termination, claims quit over divisive company policies, restaurant “selling deep fried notions!”
Newly hired corporate officer doesn’t know where to fart in hip open office
Excitable but out-of-shape runner burns all energy on the way to running partner’s house
After hours of deliberation, restaurant patron settles on “the usual”
