BREAKING: M. Night Shyamalan to Make New Biopic “Unbreakable: 20 Years Later” Starring Hank Schrader
BREAKING: Kleptomaniac Marie Schrader Doing Time at New Mexico Corrections
Local Subaru Owner Arrested for Unlocking Car with Key
Battered Trump statue reportedly replaced with wax figure of insane Macomb, IL area man
Apple finally solves iOS battery issues with new innovative product
Universal announces Fast & Furious Rom-Com Spinoff: The Flaccid & The Furious
Still convinced he won the election, Donald Trump unrolls comprehensive agenda for 2nd term: “I’m going to make sweet love to this big beautiful flag!”
Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”
