
Category: Music


Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work

Local drummer defends choice in mini-van

The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”

Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture

Former high school classmates carefully planning “reunion tour” of garage band nobody cares about

Area musician still tuning guitar 20 minutes later

Commuting man loses control of car, dies, after singing Bohemian Rhapsody too passionately

Overly literal Carrie Underwood fan narrowly escapes car wreck after letting “Jesus take the wheel”
