Category: Music
Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work
Local drummer defends choice in mini-van
The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”
Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture
Former high school classmates carefully planning “reunion tour” of garage band nobody cares about
Area musician still tuning guitar 20 minutes later
Commuting man loses control of car, dies, after singing Bohemian Rhapsody too passionately
Overly literal Carrie Underwood fan narrowly escapes car wreck after letting “Jesus take the wheel”
The Thirsty Thespian 