March 7, 2020 thirstythespian

Area scrawny man delusional about sculpted physique

October 11, 2018 thirstythespian

Read the Lyrics to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” Re-Transposed by Dave Jonze, as They Were Intended to Be Written

April 1, 2018April 1, 2018 thirstythespian

The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel

December 2, 2017December 2, 2017 thirstythespian

Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work

February 25, 2017February 25, 2017 thirstythespian

Local drummer defends choice in mini-van

February 20, 2017February 21, 2017 thirstythespian

The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”

October 13, 2016October 13, 2016 thirstythespian

Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture

July 23, 2016 thirstythespian

Former high school classmates carefully planning “reunion tour” of garage band nobody cares about

June 5, 2016June 5, 2016 thirstythespian

Area musician still tuning guitar 20 minutes later

June 2, 2016June 2, 2016 thirstythespian

Commuting man loses control of car, dies, after singing Bohemian Rhapsody too passionately