Category: Music
Read the Lyrics to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” Re-Transposed by Dave Jonze, as They Were Intended to Be Written
The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel
Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work
Local drummer defends choice in mini-van
The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”
Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture
Former high school classmates carefully planning “reunion tour” of garage band nobody cares about
Area musician still tuning guitar 20 minutes later
