July 23, 2016 thirstythespian

Former high school classmates carefully planning “reunion tour” of garage band nobody cares about

July 9, 2016 thirstythespian

Old superficial but cheap woman gets bargain Botox. Dies hideous

July 2, 2016July 2, 2016 thirstythespian

Stubborn motorists involved in head-on collision at quaint one-lane covered bridge

June 30, 2016June 30, 2016 thirstythespian

Old friend must take local man to “epic taco joint not too many people know about” while he’s in town

June 23, 2016 thirstythespian

Literary agent drops wannabe beatnik writer when “writing process” becomes inefficient

June 18, 2016 thirstythespian

Liberal arts graduate quickly files bankruptcy after bookstore spending spree

June 17, 2016June 17, 2016 thirstythespian

Local family discovers distant South African roots. Embraces minority identity.

June 13, 2016 thirstythespian

Telemarketer sues area man for causing severe trauma, hearing loss

June 5, 2016June 5, 2016 thirstythespian

Area musician still tuning guitar 20 minutes later

June 4, 2016June 4, 2016 thirstythespian

Inexperienced pool boy just not getting homeowner’s “cryptic” assignment