Category: Local
Hemingway fan pissed that his “one true sentence” has not been accepted for publication anywhere
Self-proclaimed philosopher ponders about why he can’t pay bills: “But what is a bill?” Forfeits residence
Man worried college degree will ruin his rock n’ roll credibility, that he “threw his life away”
Underpaid area professor starts cult. Administration looks other way
Musician of Midwest-based band wets self in name of “rock n’ roll!”
Rauner reportedly disciplines pesky Illinois budget, sends democrat colleagues to room without supper
Manic graduate conference winner hired on as sole philosophy faculty member at local university
Local man engrossed with Sophocles gradually losing sight
The Thirsty Thespian 