Category: Local
Underpaid area professor starts cult. Administration looks other way
Musician of Midwest-based band wets self in name of “rock n’ roll!”
Rauner reportedly disciplines pesky Illinois budget, sends democrat colleagues to room without supper
Manic graduate conference winner hired on as sole philosophy faculty member at local university
Local man engrossed with Sophocles gradually losing sight
Insane man escapes penitentiary. Wins graduate literary conference for talking randomly
College graduate with mediocre grades is hired for “experience with adversity.” Is fired for not giving 110%
The Thirsty Thespian 