
Category: Local


Underpaid area professor starts cult. Administration looks other way

Musician of Midwest-based band wets self in name of “rock n’ roll!”

Rauner reportedly disciplines pesky Illinois budget, sends democrat colleagues to room without supper

Manic graduate conference winner hired on as sole philosophy faculty member at local university

Local man engrossed with Sophocles gradually losing sight

Insane man escapes penitentiary. Wins graduate literary conference for talking randomly

College graduate with mediocre grades is hired for “experience with adversity.” Is fired for not giving 110%
