Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Local insane man uses Facebook marketplace feature to sell “Escaping Ideology Lessons,” attracts unexpected celebrity student
Advice: How to Tactfully Resign from Your Job
Impatient man traumatizes student driver as target of road rage
Local drummer defends choice in mini-van
The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”
Local clubbin’ man can’t stop pumping fist
Man “fudging the truth” on first date can’t seem to figure out the right things to lie about
Man stopped by “literally every goddamn fucking stoplight” of evening commute becoming suddenly hyper-aware, critical of life decisions
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