Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Widow sent red light camera ticket promptly after husband’s passing in brake failure tragedy, city demanding payment
Self-proclaimed method actor livid that critics won’t acknowledge his effort
Employee feels naked, distraught without comfort of identity-defining wristband
Local man accused of animal cruelty in latest Pokémon Go-related incident.
Former high school classmates carefully planning “reunion tour” of garage band nobody cares about
Old superficial but cheap woman gets bargain Botox. Dies hideous
Stubborn motorists involved in head-on collision at quaint one-lane covered bridge
Old friend must take local man to “epic taco joint not too many people know about” while he’s in town
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