Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Some fucking asshole in traffic has brights on
Local eavesdropper doesn’t get whole story, inadvertently “jumps gun”
5 Ways to Guarantee Your Interviewer Won’t Forget You
Overzealous security guard tackles coworker with transformative haircut, is fired
Eulogizer mocks deceased brother for “blatant negligence” to audience’s shock, hesitent agreement
“Suspicious, wandering” area man detained by mall security after reportedly misplacing his vehicle
Widow sent red light camera ticket promptly after husband’s passing in brake failure tragedy, city demanding payment
Self-proclaimed method actor livid that critics won’t acknowledge his effort
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