September 1, 2018September 1, 2018 thirstythespian

M. Night Shyamalan announces controversial sequel to the Sixth Sense

May 5, 2018May 5, 2018 thirstythespian

Suzuki reveals legendary maxi scooter actually marketed in US to burger-loving Americans

April 8, 2018April 8, 2018 thirstythespian

“Karate Master” punches through plywood board, gets wicked splinter

April 1, 2018April 1, 2018 thirstythespian

Visionworks competitor causing customer trauma

April 1, 2018April 1, 2018 thirstythespian

The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel

April 1, 2018 thirstythespian

LEAKED Leonardo DiCaprio Sex Tape Already Developing Oscar Buzz

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017 thirstythespian

Saganaki trend at area diner object of waitress’s contempt

December 2, 2017December 2, 2017 thirstythespian

Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work

October 21, 2017October 21, 2017 thirstythespian

Disgruntled local former Wendy’s employee denies employment termination, claims quit over divisive company policies, restaurant “selling deep fried notions!”

September 16, 2017September 16, 2017 thirstythespian

Newly hired corporate officer doesn’t know where to fart in hip open office