Tag: satire
Saganaki trend at area diner object of waitress’s contempt
Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work
Disgruntled local former Wendy’s employee denies employment termination, claims quit over divisive company policies, restaurant “selling deep fried notions!”
Newly hired corporate officer doesn’t know where to fart in hip open office
Excitable but out-of-shape runner burns all energy on the way to running partner’s house
After hours of deliberation, restaurant patron settles on “the usual”
Local insane man uses Facebook marketplace feature to sell “Escaping Ideology Lessons,” attracts unexpected celebrity student
Advice: How to Tactfully Resign from Your Job
The Thirsty Thespian 