April 20, 2016April 20, 2016 thirstythespian

Bernie Sanders announces Wilco tour to support campaign, policy ideas

April 19, 2016 thirstythespian

Enthusiastic fan mistakes wild man for Leonardo DiCaprio. Is mauled.

April 18, 2016April 18, 2016 thirstythespian

Underpaid area professor starts cult. Administration looks other way

April 15, 2016April 15, 2016 thirstythespian

Musician of Midwest-based band wets self in name of “rock n’ roll!”

April 14, 2016 thirstythespian

A homeless Tom DeLonge: “A tank of gas is a treasure to me,” knows now that nothing is free

April 14, 2016April 14, 2016 thirstythespian

Trump to Rage Against the Machine: Let me join, will make tour bus “luxurious”

April 13, 2016April 13, 2016 thirstythespian

“To Catch a Predator” Chris Hansen unwittingly hired to direct Ted Cruz campaign video

April 13, 2016 thirstythespian

A singed, eyebrowless Jon Hamm banished from Hollywood by angry mob. Declared “monster!”

April 12, 2016April 12, 2016 thirstythespian

A “Sad Affleck” seeks advice from Adam Sandler about BVS bomb

April 11, 2016 thirstythespian

Rauner reportedly disciplines pesky Illinois budget, sends democrat colleagues to room without supper