April 13, 2016 thirstythespian

A singed, eyebrowless Jon Hamm banished from Hollywood by angry mob. Declared “monster!”

April 12, 2016April 12, 2016 thirstythespian

A “Sad Affleck” seeks advice from Adam Sandler about BVS bomb

April 11, 2016 thirstythespian

Rauner reportedly disciplines pesky Illinois budget, sends democrat colleagues to room without supper

April 9, 2016April 9, 2016 thirstythespian

Thomas Pynchon accidentally writes novel that’s readable

April 7, 2016 thirstythespian

Manic graduate conference winner hired on as sole philosophy faculty member at local university

April 5, 2016 thirstythespian

Taking Back Sunday singer’s word-of-mouth promotion of new side project considered derivative by longtime fans

April 4, 2016 thirstythespian

Local man engrossed with Sophocles gradually losing sight

April 1, 2016April 1, 2016 thirstythespian

Leonardo DiCaprio to quit acting, move to woods with bear, have child

March 29, 2016March 29, 2016 thirstythespian

Harsh, truthful critic’s review leaves James Franco superficially, publicly inconsolable

March 28, 2016March 28, 2016 thirstythespian

Jane Fonda, subject of Jefferson Starship’s “Jane,” admits she was “playin’ a game called ‘hard to get'”