Area musician still tuning guitar 20 minutes later
Inexperienced pool boy just not getting homeowner’s “cryptic” assignment
Engineer commissioned by city to construct bridge anything but civil
Commuting man loses control of car, dies, after singing Bohemian Rhapsody too passionately
Area veteran pissed that favorite coffee shop is closed for memorial day, breaks in and makes self a latte
Steven Spielberg admits “Mr. Bimbo,” the man who lives in his finger, lead him to success
Family escorted out of graduation ceremony for obnoxiously cheering out of turn
Survey reveals that 50% of tailgating motorists “wish everyone else would just not exist”
The Thirsty Thespian 