Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Still convinced he won the election, Donald Trump unrolls comprehensive agenda for 2nd term: “I’m going to make sweet love to this big beautiful flag!”
Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”
Trump Campaign sues for “meaningful access” to Democratic voters
Local gunslinger’s COVID-19 protective face mask just bandana
Nation’s cats unhappy with COVID-19 work-from-home state
Area scrawny man delusional about sculpted physique
Practical Tips for Academics on the Job Market (Successful Example Interview Transcript Included)
How to politely decline a handshake
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