Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Local school administrator twiddles thumbs. Receives substantial raise.
PhD candidate leaves dissertation defense with black eye, bruises
Adam Sandler: “Career a practical joke.” No one believes him
College graduates mugged, beaten, left for dead in Harry Potter-Themed Knockturn Alley of Walt Disney Wizarding World park
Local man bloodied in roughhousing incident with pool noodle, says friends went “too far”
Breaking News: Insane man known only as Crazy Dave cites James Franco as his teacher in escaping ideology
In effort of being neighborly, local band makes “special brownies” for newly settled family
George Clooney announces departure from Clinton biopic for “ideal role” as Uncle Ben
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