Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Inexperienced pool boy just not getting homeowner’s “cryptic” assignment
Engineer commissioned by city to construct bridge anything but civil
Commuting man loses control of car, dies, after singing Bohemian Rhapsody too passionately
Area veteran pissed that favorite coffee shop is closed for memorial day, breaks in and makes self a latte
Steven Spielberg admits “Mr. Bimbo,” the man who lives in his finger, lead him to success
Family escorted out of graduation ceremony for obnoxiously cheering out of turn
Survey reveals that 50% of tailgating motorists “wish everyone else would just not exist”
Overly literal Carrie Underwood fan narrowly escapes car wreck after letting “Jesus take the wheel”
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