February 11, 2023 thirstythespian

AI Robotics Startup “RobotReplace” to unveil robots that twiddle thumbs, commit hate crimes, and more 

December 29, 2022 thirstythespian

Area recruiter convinced 5,000 men at different companies in unrelated roles must be same John Smith

August 18, 2022 thirstythespian

Melodic metalcore band leader of The Ghost Inside abruptly disbands group to start toaster business

August 17, 2022August 17, 2022 thirstythespian

Outlaw motorcycle club walks back “nomad” charter policy, leading to intense standoff, fire fight

August 17, 2022August 17, 2022 thirstythespian

Wielding katana, Donald Trump feeds himself to whale, attempting to evade prosecution (Developing Story)

August 11, 2022August 17, 2022 thirstythespian

After leaving Twitter, Jack Dorsey looking forward to finally going on tour with his neglected rock band Baroness

April 7, 2022 thirstythespian

Locals chime in about “dumbass” living in van

September 15, 2021September 15, 2021 thirstythespian

Marvel Studios announces spinoff franchise, the ‘Itsy-Bitsy Spider-Man,” taps Danny DeVito to portray shorter statured “Donald” Parker

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

Where Are They Now? Breaking Bad Characters Alive and Well After All These Years

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: Saul Goodman Still Jimmy McGill After All These Years