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Meryl Streep Wins Prestigious Award for Clogging Toilet at Airport Hilton  

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Reinforcing Sweeping DEI Cuts, Trump Bans Female Gender, Non-White Races

February 19, 2025 thirstythespian

Exclusive Report: KFC is “Getting Out of the Chicken Business!”

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New USA Network Procedural in Popular Franchise Depicts Flatulent Lawyers

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Area Diner Not Zoned for Saganaki Goes Up in Flames

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Meta rebrands to “AI” 

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“Innovative” Tool Company Unwittingly Losing Talent to Nondescript Small Businesses  

May 21, 2023 thirstythespian

Recently hired salesman Jared Leto will send you dead rat for “15 minutes of your time”

April 14, 2023 thirstythespian

Axl Rose fired from job as guide for Magic Kingdom’s Jungle Cruise Tours after sexually harassing, frightening passengers