February 25, 2025February 26, 2025 thirstythespian

Today’s News: Cook Now “Apple,” Musk Unwittingly Slaughters Crowd, Voters Incensed 

February 22, 2025 thirstythespian

Emboldened by Trump, Kash Patel Weaponizes FBI to “Look Into This” Streetlight Manifesto

February 22, 2025 thirstythespian

Reinforcing Sweeping DEI Cuts, Trump Bans Female Gender, Non-White Races

August 17, 2022August 17, 2022 thirstythespian

Wielding katana, Donald Trump feeds himself to whale, attempting to evade prosecution (Developing Story)

March 23, 2021March 23, 2021 thirstythespian

Battered Trump statue reportedly replaced with wax figure of insane Macomb, IL area man

December 9, 2020December 9, 2020 thirstythespian

Still convinced he won the election, Donald Trump unrolls comprehensive agenda for 2nd term: “I’m going to make sweet love to this big beautiful flag!”

November 6, 2020November 6, 2020 thirstythespian

Trump Campaign sues for “meaningful access” to Democratic voters

February 20, 2017February 21, 2017 thirstythespian

The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”

October 20, 2016October 21, 2016 thirstythespian

Local Man, Donald J., invents new handy appliance: ISIS VAC

May 11, 2016May 11, 2016 thirstythespian

Campaign photographer fired for taking overly “artistic, subjective,” lewd photos