A singed, eyebrowless Jon Hamm banished from Hollywood by angry mob. Declared “monster!”
A “Sad Affleck” seeks advice from Adam Sandler about BVS bomb
Rauner reportedly disciplines pesky Illinois budget, sends democrat colleagues to room without supper
Thomas Pynchon accidentally writes novel that’s readable
Manic graduate conference winner hired on as sole philosophy faculty member at local university
Taking Back Sunday singer’s word-of-mouth promotion of new side project considered derivative by longtime fans
Local man engrossed with Sophocles gradually losing sight
Insane man escapes penitentiary. Wins graduate literary conference for talking randomly
The Thirsty Thespian 