Hemingway fan pissed that his “one true sentence” has not been accepted for publication anywhere
Self-proclaimed philosopher ponders about why he can’t pay bills: “But what is a bill?” Forfeits residence
Lenny Abrahamson announces next film: “Room 2: The Rise of Denny”
Bob Dylan: “Re: Prince. The rapture is upon us!”
Man worried college degree will ruin his rock n’ roll credibility, that he “threw his life away”
Terrence Malick finally sees Wiseau’s The Room, calls it a “Masterpiece”
Bernie Sanders announces Wilco tour to support campaign, policy ideas
Enthusiastic fan mistakes wild man for Leonardo DiCaprio. Is mauled.
