The Thirsty Thespian

April 23, 2016April 23, 2016 thirstythespian

Lenny Abrahamson announces next film: “Room 2: The Rise of Denny”

April 22, 2016April 22, 2016 thirstythespian

Bob Dylan: “Re: Prince. The rapture is upon us!”

April 22, 2016 thirstythespian

Man worried college degree will ruin his rock n’ roll credibility, that he “threw his life away”

April 21, 2016 thirstythespian

Terrence Malick finally sees Wiseau’s The Room, calls it a “Masterpiece”

April 20, 2016April 20, 2016 thirstythespian

Bernie Sanders announces Wilco tour to support campaign, policy ideas

April 19, 2016 thirstythespian

Enthusiastic fan mistakes wild man for Leonardo DiCaprio. Is mauled.

April 18, 2016April 18, 2016 thirstythespian

Underpaid area professor starts cult. Administration looks other way

April 15, 2016April 15, 2016 thirstythespian

Musician of Midwest-based band wets self in name of “rock n’ roll!”

April 14, 2016 thirstythespian

A homeless Tom DeLonge: “A tank of gas is a treasure to me,” knows now that nothing is free

April 14, 2016April 14, 2016 thirstythespian

Alejandro González Iñárritu’s new film, The Invisible Man, “too experimental.” Fans and Hollywood outraged by lack of cast.