Trump to Rage Against the Machine: Let me join, will make tour bus “luxurious”
“To Catch a Predator” Chris Hansen unwittingly hired to direct Ted Cruz campaign video
A singed, eyebrowless Jon Hamm banished from Hollywood by angry mob. Declared “monster!”
A “Sad Affleck” seeks advice from Adam Sandler about BVS bomb
Rauner reportedly disciplines pesky Illinois budget, sends democrat colleagues to room without supper
Thomas Pynchon accidentally writes novel that’s readable
Manic graduate conference winner hired on as sole philosophy faculty member at local university
Taking Back Sunday singer’s word-of-mouth promotion of new side project considered derivative by longtime fans
The Thirsty Thespian 