Harsh, truthful critic’s review leaves James Franco superficially, publicly inconsolable
Jane Fonda, subject of Jefferson Starship’s “Jane,” admits she was “playin’ a game called ‘hard to get'”
Incubus’s Mike Einziger to attend graduate school, band on hiatus again to fans’ dismay
Tom Hooper announces next project: “Winston Churchill in Drag” starring Danny DeVito
Carly Fiorina: Donald Trump has “right” to incite violence, mosh pits at rallies. Calls for “white power”
Miley Cyrus announces upcoming release of new perfume “Scent of Ho.” Justin Bieber pre-orders first million bottles.
College graduate with mediocre grades is hired for “experience with adversity.” Is fired for not giving 110%
A flaccid David Duchovny drops out of X-Files: “It doesn’t turn me on anymore”
The Thirsty Thespian 