Incubus’s Mike Einziger to attend graduate school, band on hiatus again to fans’ dismay
Tom Hooper announces next project: “Winston Churchill in Drag” starring Danny DeVito
Carly Fiorina: Donald Trump has “right” to incite violence, mosh pits at rallies. Calls for “white power”
Miley Cyrus announces upcoming release of new perfume “Scent of Ho.” Justin Bieber pre-orders first million bottles.
College graduate with mediocre grades is hired for “experience with adversity.” Is fired for not giving 110%
A flaccid David Duchovny drops out of X-Files: “It doesn’t turn me on anymore”
Papa John’s delivery driver fired for supporting competitor brand
Rammstein sues Trump for using song at rallies, Trump insists it’s his “theme song”
