The Thirsty Thespian

April 27, 2016April 27, 2016 thirstythespian

Hemingway fan pissed that his “one true sentence” has not been accepted for publication anywhere

April 26, 2016 thirstythespian

Self-proclaimed philosopher ponders about why he can’t pay bills: “But what is a bill?” Forfeits residence

April 23, 2016April 23, 2016 thirstythespian

Lenny Abrahamson announces next film: “Room 2: The Rise of Denny”

April 22, 2016April 22, 2016 thirstythespian

Bob Dylan: “Re: Prince. The rapture is upon us!”

April 22, 2016 thirstythespian

Man worried college degree will ruin his rock n’ roll credibility, that he “threw his life away”

April 21, 2016 thirstythespian

Terrence Malick finally sees Wiseau’s The Room, calls it a “Masterpiece”

April 20, 2016April 20, 2016 thirstythespian

Bernie Sanders announces Wilco tour to support campaign, policy ideas

April 19, 2016 thirstythespian

Enthusiastic fan mistakes wild man for Leonardo DiCaprio. Is mauled.

April 18, 2016April 18, 2016 thirstythespian

Underpaid area professor starts cult. Administration looks other way

April 15, 2016April 15, 2016 thirstythespian

Musician of Midwest-based band wets self in name of “rock n’ roll!”