CHINO, CA – Some California residents and fans of 90s and early 2000s era alternative metal Saturday were thrilled that a celebrity, Camillo Wong Moreno, was in their midst. Moreno, commonly known as “Chino,” was spotted by residents of Chino, CA, reportedly wearing a pair of road-worn chino pants.

“Woah, I thought, that’s Chino, and he’s in Chino, wearing chinos,” said Chino, CA, resident and recreational marijuana user Tommy Doper. “That’s pretty trippy!” Doper, after taking a long drag on his marijuana cigarette, added, “This is some good shit. You want any?”

At press time, Doper had explained that he asked what Chino Moreno was doing in Chino, CA, to which the iconic vocalist could neither confirm nor deny he would be visiting one of the nearby shops to pick up a newer, less tattered pair of chino pants.

-TTT.