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Recently hired salesman Jared Leto will send you dead rat for “15 minutes of your time”

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Axl Rose fired from job as guide for Magic Kingdom’s Jungle Cruise Tours after sexually harassing, frightening passengers

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Rolling Stone: “This song’s about a fart!”

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Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”