Category: Local
Area veteran pissed that favorite coffee shop is closed for memorial day, breaks in and makes self a latte
Family escorted out of graduation ceremony for obnoxiously cheering out of turn
Survey reveals that 50% of tailgating motorists “wish everyone else would just not exist”
Overly literal Carrie Underwood fan narrowly escapes car wreck after letting “Jesus take the wheel”
Alcoholic townie frequently attends commencement ceremonies to beat shit out of honors graduates to make self feel better
Suicidal Florida man lies on tracks awaiting slow-moving Disney train, gets bored, changes mind
Bernie Sanders: “Win or lose, I’m going into the chicken business!” Discusses KFC lineage, plans to open “Chicago Fried Chicken”
Campaign photographer fired for taking overly “artistic, subjective,” lewd photos
