June 18, 2016 thirstythespian

Liberal arts graduate quickly files bankruptcy after bookstore spending spree

June 17, 2016June 17, 2016 thirstythespian

Local family discovers distant South African roots. Embraces minority identity.

June 13, 2016 thirstythespian

Telemarketer sues area man for causing severe trauma, hearing loss

June 5, 2016June 5, 2016 thirstythespian

Area musician still tuning guitar 20 minutes later

June 4, 2016June 4, 2016 thirstythespian

Inexperienced pool boy just not getting homeowner’s “cryptic” assignment

June 4, 2016June 4, 2016 thirstythespian

Engineer commissioned by city to construct bridge anything but civil

May 30, 2016May 30, 2016 thirstythespian

Area veteran pissed that favorite coffee shop is closed for memorial day, breaks in and makes self a latte

May 28, 2016May 28, 2016 thirstythespian

Family escorted out of graduation ceremony for obnoxiously cheering out of turn

May 27, 2016May 27, 2016 thirstythespian

Survey reveals that 50% of tailgating motorists “wish everyone else would just not exist”

May 24, 2016May 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Overly literal Carrie Underwood fan narrowly escapes car wreck after letting “Jesus take the wheel”