October 25, 2018October 25, 2018 thirstythespian

After epic bender and unprecedented slumber, comatose man wakes up to cats eating him

May 5, 2018May 5, 2018 thirstythespian

Suzuki reveals legendary maxi scooter actually marketed in US to burger-loving Americans

April 8, 2018April 8, 2018 thirstythespian

“Karate Master” punches through plywood board, gets wicked splinter

April 1, 2018April 1, 2018 thirstythespian

Visionworks competitor causing customer trauma

February 23, 2018 thirstythespian

Local binge drinker angry that friend’s voicemail box is full, unable to leave obnoxious drunk dial

February 23, 2018 thirstythespian

Small company’s Linkedin recommendation exercise boosting employee morale but lowering productivity due to tears shed

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017 thirstythespian

Saganaki trend at area diner object of waitress’s contempt

October 29, 2017October 29, 2017 thirstythespian

Tommy Wiseau Dissatisfied with Franco’s “Disaster Artist,” to Remake The Room with Controversial Director

October 21, 2017October 21, 2017 thirstythespian

Disgruntled local former Wendy’s employee denies employment termination, claims quit over divisive company policies, restaurant “selling deep fried notions!”

September 16, 2017September 16, 2017 thirstythespian

Newly hired corporate officer doesn’t know where to fart in hip open office