Category: Film
Terrence Malick finally sees Wiseau’s The Room, calls it a “Masterpiece”
Enthusiastic fan mistakes wild man for Leonardo DiCaprio. Is mauled.
Alejandro González Iñárritu’s new film, The Invisible Man, “too experimental.” Fans and Hollywood outraged by lack of cast.
“To Catch a Predator” Chris Hansen unwittingly hired to direct Ted Cruz campaign video
A singed, eyebrowless Jon Hamm banished from Hollywood by angry mob. Declared “monster!”
A “Sad Affleck” seeks advice from Adam Sandler about BVS bomb
Leonardo DiCaprio to quit acting, move to woods with bear, have child
Tom Hooper announces next project: “Winston Churchill in Drag” starring Danny DeVito
The Thirsty Thespian 