April 13, 2016April 13, 2016 thirstythespian

“To Catch a Predator” Chris Hansen unwittingly hired to direct Ted Cruz campaign video

April 13, 2016 thirstythespian

A singed, eyebrowless Jon Hamm banished from Hollywood by angry mob. Declared “monster!”

April 12, 2016April 12, 2016 thirstythespian

A “Sad Affleck” seeks advice from Adam Sandler about BVS bomb

April 1, 2016April 1, 2016 thirstythespian

Leonardo DiCaprio to quit acting, move to woods with bear, have child

March 23, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Tom Hooper announces next project: “Winston Churchill in Drag” starring Danny DeVito

March 7, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

A flaccid David Duchovny drops out of X-Files: “It doesn’t turn me on anymore”

March 2, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Meryl Streep projected to earn 20th Oscar nom. for walking past Walmart one time

February 29, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Breaking News: Jacob Tremblay actually raised in Room

February 28, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Ku Klux Klan member sends his Oscar picks to The Washington Times