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The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Rammstein sues Trump for using song at rallies, Trump insists it’s his “theme song”
Jazz drummer Miles Teller, two years after movie role, still receiving abusive phone calls from costar
Meryl Streep projected to earn 20th Oscar nom. for walking past Walmart one time
“Juggalo fo life!” Trump exclaims to fans following Super Tuesday successes: Drops out of race to follow Insane Clown Posse
Weeks after Grammys: Jeff Tweedy hostage negotiation still at a standstill
Ennio Morricone high on acid while composing and conducting Hateful Eight Soundtrack
Breaking News: Jacob Tremblay actually raised in Room
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