Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Hemingway fan pissed that his “one true sentence” has not been accepted for publication anywhere
Self-proclaimed philosopher ponders about why he can’t pay bills: “But what is a bill?” Forfeits residence
Lenny Abrahamson announces next film: “Room 2: The Rise of Denny”
Bob Dylan: “Re: Prince. The rapture is upon us!”
Man worried college degree will ruin his rock n’ roll credibility, that he “threw his life away”
Terrence Malick finally sees Wiseau’s The Room, calls it a “Masterpiece”
Bernie Sanders announces Wilco tour to support campaign, policy ideas
Enthusiastic fan mistakes wild man for Leonardo DiCaprio. Is mauled.
