
Tag: donaldtrump


Battered Trump statue reportedly replaced with wax figure of insane Macomb, IL area man

Still convinced he won the election, Donald Trump unrolls comprehensive agenda for 2nd term: “I’m going to make sweet love to this big beautiful flag!”

Trump Campaign sues for “meaningful access” to Democratic voters

The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”

Local Man, Donald J., invents new handy appliance: ISIS VAC

Campaign photographer fired for taking overly “artistic, subjective,” lewd photos

Trump watches X-Files, claims: “I will build a wall around Earth”

Terrence Malick finally sees Wiseau’s The Room, calls it a “Masterpiece”
