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Exclusive Report: KFC is “Getting Out of the Chicken Business!”

April 14, 2023 thirstythespian

Axl Rose fired from job as guide for Magic Kingdom’s Jungle Cruise Tours after sexually harassing, frightening passengers

August 17, 2022August 17, 2022 thirstythespian

Outlaw motorcycle club walks back “nomad” charter policy, leading to intense standoff, fire fight

August 17, 2022August 17, 2022 thirstythespian

Wielding katana, Donald Trump feeds himself to whale, attempting to evade prosecution (Developing Story)

December 15, 2020December 15, 2020 thirstythespian

Universal announces Fast & Furious Rom-Com Spinoff: The Flaccid & The Furious

December 9, 2020December 9, 2020 thirstythespian

Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”

April 1, 2018April 1, 2018 thirstythespian

The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel

August 5, 2017August 5, 2017 thirstythespian

Local insane man uses Facebook marketplace feature to sell “Escaping Ideology Lessons,” attracts unexpected celebrity student

February 20, 2017February 21, 2017 thirstythespian

The Thirsty Thespian honors its Centennial as “America’s most trusted source in entertainment”

October 13, 2016October 13, 2016 thirstythespian

Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture