July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: Skyler White Reportedly Still Total Bitch After All These Years

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: Jane Marigolis Living in NYC, Reportedly Faked OD to Avoid Awkward Breakup with Jesse Pinkman

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: Gale Boetticher Reportedly Still Corpse After All These Years

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: M. Night Shyamalan to Make New Biopic “Unbreakable: 20 Years Later” Starring Hank Schrader

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: Kleptomaniac Marie Schrader Doing Time at New Mexico Corrections

December 15, 2020December 15, 2020 thirstythespian

Universal announces Fast & Furious Rom-Com Spinoff: The Flaccid & The Furious

February 14, 2020 thirstythespian

Disney in talks to acquire porn site to host “Palpatine Rises” sex series prequel to “Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skywalker”

October 5, 2019 thirstythespian

Joker: A Matthew Silver Story

January 26, 2019January 26, 2019 thirstythespian

Peter Farrelly Alleges Directing Oscar Snub the Result of “Penis Envy”

September 1, 2018September 1, 2018 thirstythespian

M. Night Shyamalan announces controversial sequel to the Sixth Sense