Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Terrence Malick finally sees Wiseau’s The Room, calls it a “Masterpiece”
Bernie Sanders announces Wilco tour to support campaign, policy ideas
Enthusiastic fan mistakes wild man for Leonardo DiCaprio. Is mauled.
Underpaid area professor starts cult. Administration looks other way
Musician of Midwest-based band wets self in name of “rock n’ roll!”
A homeless Tom DeLonge: “A tank of gas is a treasure to me,” knows now that nothing is free
Alejandro González Iñárritu’s new film, The Invisible Man, “too experimental.” Fans and Hollywood outraged by lack of cast.
Trump to Rage Against the Machine: Let me join, will make tour bus “luxurious”
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