Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Alejandro González Iñárritu’s new film, The Invisible Man, “too experimental.” Fans and Hollywood outraged by lack of cast.
Trump to Rage Against the Machine: Let me join, will make tour bus “luxurious”
“To Catch a Predator” Chris Hansen unwittingly hired to direct Ted Cruz campaign video
A singed, eyebrowless Jon Hamm banished from Hollywood by angry mob. Declared “monster!”
A “Sad Affleck” seeks advice from Adam Sandler about BVS bomb
Rauner reportedly disciplines pesky Illinois budget, sends democrat colleagues to room without supper
Thomas Pynchon accidentally writes novel that’s readable
Manic graduate conference winner hired on as sole philosophy faculty member at local university
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